Jeff the Glitcher

DIRECTORY GLTC-339 OBJECT CLASS  HAZARDOUS 

Encounter Procedures
In the case that an instance of GLTC-339 is spotted, it should be drawn back using a relatively strong flashlight. Survivors of GLTC-339-K attacks must be detained within 6 days of initial contact and given mental health recuperation following 5 or so months. Any GLTC-339-K found after a Spock Wave must be destroyed at all costs.

Because the appearance of GLTC-339 is so little known, it should be taken into account that they sport white skin and posses "knives" in each hand (GLTC-339-K).

Description
GLTC-339 is an uncommon Glitch that seems to only appear in heavily-progressed Spock Waves. The appearance of this object is very unknown because it strategically avoids all picture and video recordings. However, survivor's descriptions of the object suggest that it is extremely pale, [EXPUNGED], [EXPUNGED {PENDING APPROVAL}], and has a humanlike face.

GLTC-339 posses two apparent "knives" in each hand, which seem to be covered in blood (with chemical analysis confirming that it is indeed DGE-██████ █████████████████ 4478██████.) When not in high light levels and when not being recorded, GLTC-339 will use these two weapons to slash at its targets. Survivors of GLTC-339-K attacks will, after 6 days of survival, begin to feel suicidal (Refer to Encounter Pr.) GLTC-339, after being warded off by either light or photography, has been said to laugh maliciously.

Other sounds that GLTC-339 emit appear to vary according to witnesses and are not very known.

INTERVIEW LOG 339-1
Interviewer: Prof. FJ | Interviewee: YourFather54

'''[PROF. FJ]' Hello, 54th Father. I'm here to ask you some questions regarding the appearance of GLTC-339. So to start--what do you remember from your last encounter, those 6 months ago?''

[YOURFATHER54] ''Oh, well he was pretty pale, he laughed a lot too. What's a month anyways? Its no object. Why do we follow such useless social constructs?''

'''[PROF. FJ]' Alright, well, was he covered in GLTC-152-A by any chance? It would look like rust.''

[YOURFATHER54] ''No, but he had like this tar stuff on him. Can we end this already? I need sleep like any other puny mortal.''

'''[PROF. FJ]' Could you describe this substance?''

[YOURFATHER54] Look at you, wasting your short and meaningless life away, asking people about these stupid crea-

'''[PROF. FJ]' We have 3 rifles pointed at your head right now, please answer.''

[YOURFATHER54] ''Shoot me, stupid Chatter. I'm sick of this.''

'''[PROF. FJ]' We will when you disclose the information.''

[YOURFATHER54] ''Fine. You don't have to do it.''

At this moment [YOURFATHER54] proceeded to draw a firearm and [DATA EXPUNGED] before death.

'''[PROF. FJ]' Cut the tape and clean up this mess.''